I have demons in me.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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