you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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