I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
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I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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