I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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