Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
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Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
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