I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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