only if we run a train.
done.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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