Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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