do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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