So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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