so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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