I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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