how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
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I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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