Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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