i permit you to call me
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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