TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
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apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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