bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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