What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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