I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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