I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
