I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
We need to rekindle our bromance
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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