im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
It was like getting head from an anaconda
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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