Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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