Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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