I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Holy shit dude........stairs
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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