My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
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How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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