ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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