Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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