nut hugger
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
operation harelip BJ is a go
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
All I want is dick and wine.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
