At least make sure they are 18
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He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
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I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
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The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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