so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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