Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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