It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
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He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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