chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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