did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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