Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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