I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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