Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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