is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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