dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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