I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
