This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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