My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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