Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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