Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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