She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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