ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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