He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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