So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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