She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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