so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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